February 2012
1 post
1 tag
Feb 2nd
511 notes
January 2012
3 posts
3 tags
Jan 26th
5 tags
Jan 23rd
3 notes
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Jan 18th
December 2011
4 posts
3 tags
Dec 21st
3 notes
4 tags
“You. Maybe. Share.”
– My former undergrad’s response when I asked “exactly how am I supposed to eat all of these chocolates?” that she brought me while she’s back visiting the lab…I wish I could take all of the credit for how she’s developed ;-)
Dec 21st
1 note
3 tags
Dec 16th
6 notes
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“I’m worried that he’s not worried that you’re worried.”
– Mike
Dec 16th
15 notes
November 2011
9 posts
5 tags
WatchWatch
It’s embarrassing how much I enjoy Michael Bay movies.
Nov 27th
3 notes
7 tags
Nov 27th
24 notes
4 tags
Nov 27th
3 notes
4 tags
Nov 25th
4 tags
Nov 25th
3 tags
Nov 20th
2 notes
3 tags
Nov 18th
4 tags
“All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses...”
– T. E. Lawrence, Seven Pillars of Wisdom (via edwardsharp)
Nov 3rd
9 notes
3 tags
Nov 2nd
14 notes
5 tags
Nov 1st
189 notes
October 2011
11 posts
4 tags
WatchWatch
He told us so!
Oct 27th
4 notes
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“Now I’m not the kinda guy who says ‘I told you so’, I’m...”
– Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, October 26th, 2011
Oct 27th
1 note
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Oct 25th
3 tags
What's The Difference Between FM And AM Radio?
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Oct 24th
1,000 notes
3 tags
Oct 22nd
2 notes
4 tags
Oct 22nd
24 notes
2 tags
Oct 21st
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Oct 19th
14 notes
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Oct 12th
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“It’s the St. Louis Cardinals, not the EAST St. Louis Cardinals Scott.”
– Reece, responding to me saying that since we live in St. Louis we MUST watch the bottom of the ninth with Card’s winning by one.
Oct 8th
5 notes
September 2011
8 posts
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“I don’t like a lot of tongue in my mouth.”
– Rande
Sep 25th
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Why yesterday was so weird...
so many reasons: our tour van making produce deliveries on the side, then basically off-roading on a muddy path, then stopping and just being told to walk farther along the muddy road; walking along that muddy road and suddenly coming across elephants; riding an elephant nearly randomly through the jungle while getting hit by thorny branches and spider-webs with Christina the...
Sep 21st
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“If I could get animals that never growed up…that would get me to buy pets,...”
– Britney, after seeing (a picture of) a kitten, which she thinks is cute because she thinks all things miniature are cute.
Sep 19th
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“Now, you are going to tell me your story like you just did. Write it all down....”
– Invisible Monsters, Chuck Palahniuk (via lethalmutation)
Sep 18th
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Sep 12th
4 tags
Sep 8th
3 notes
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Sep 6th
5 tags
Girls and Gremlins →
“How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend?  …simple, the rules for girls are the same as gremlins.” - Barney Stinson
Sep 6th
August 2011
12 posts
5 tags
Aug 30th
1,154 notes
3 tags
“I have ladders.”
– Cory, his answer to rock climbing.
Aug 29th
2 tags
Aug 26th
“Maybe I don’t want to be helpful.”
– My summer undergrad, summarizing a valuable life-lesson she’s learned over the last few weeks…she’s coming along nicely ;-)
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
1 tag
Aug 20th
3 tags
Aug 16th
5 tags
Aug 14th
4 tags
Aug 8th
8 notes
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“Don’t waste your time on bad boobs.”
– The Professor, giving quality advice for how to live life.
Aug 6th
2 notes
4 tags
Aug 3rd
2 notes
3 tags
“Yeah Scotty, you need simplification.”
– Brit, making a general statement about my life. …she is SO right.
Aug 3rd
3 tags
Aug 1st
1,913 notes
July 2011
14 posts
“Yeah, there’s a difference between math and reality.”
– Dave, discussing our potential to win trivia in the last round
Jul 29th