February 2012
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January 2012
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December 2011
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You. Maybe. Share.
– My former undergrad’s response when I asked “exactly how am I supposed to eat all of these chocolates?” that she brought me while she’s back visiting the lab…I wish I could take all of the credit for how she’s developed ;-)
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I’m worried that he’s not worried that you’re worried.
– Mike
November 2011
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It’s embarrassing how much I enjoy Michael Bay movies.
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All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses...
– T. E. Lawrence, Seven Pillars of Wisdom (via edwardsharp)
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October 2011
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He told us so!
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Now I’m not the kinda guy who says ‘I told you so’, I’m...
– Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, October 26th, 2011
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What's The Difference Between FM And AM Radio?
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It’s the St. Louis Cardinals, not the EAST St. Louis Cardinals Scott.
– Reece, responding to me saying that since we live in St. Louis we MUST watch the bottom of the ninth with Card’s winning by one.
September 2011
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I don’t like a lot of tongue in my mouth.
– Rande
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Why yesterday was so weird...
so many reasons: our tour van making produce deliveries on the side, then basically off-roading on a muddy path, then stopping and just being told to walk farther along the muddy road; walking along that muddy road and suddenly coming across elephants; riding an elephant nearly randomly through the jungle while getting hit by thorny branches and spider-webs with Christina the...
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If I could get animals that never growed up…that would get me to buy pets,...
– Britney, after seeing (a picture of) a kitten, which she thinks is cute because she thinks all things miniature are cute.
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Now, you are going to tell me your story like you just did. Write it all down....
– Invisible Monsters, Chuck Palahniuk (via lethalmutation)
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Girls and Gremlins →
“How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend? …simple, the rules for girls are the same as gremlins.” - Barney Stinson
August 2011
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I have ladders.
– Cory, his answer to rock climbing.
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Maybe I don’t want to be helpful.
– My summer undergrad, summarizing a valuable life-lesson she’s learned over the last few weeks…she’s coming along nicely ;-)
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Don’t waste your time on bad boobs.
– The Professor, giving quality advice for how to live life.
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Yeah Scotty, you need simplification.
– Brit, making a general statement about my life. …she is SO right.
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July 2011
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Yeah, there’s a difference between math and reality.
– Dave, discussing our potential to win trivia in the last round