the voices in my head say...

May 26

Sqwires: excellent!  A nice gourmet style pizza with a Perrenial Saison De Lis…and the music of Jessi Kocher.

Sqwires: excellent! A nice gourmet style pizza with a Perrenial Saison De Lis…and the music of Jessi Kocher.

May 18

“Get over germs and just shove it in.” — Kelly, get your minds out of the gutter, it’s a climbing reference.

May 05

Just saw this on a sidewalk, in Swansea IL

Just saw this on a sidewalk, in Swansea IL

Apr 29

“Wizard’s First Rule: people are stupid.
…People are stupid; given proper motivation almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it’s true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People’s heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool.” — Zeddicus Zu’l Zorander, Wizard’s First Rule

Apr 20

Is it good or bad that I parked near Bumblebee?

Is it good or bad that I parked near Bumblebee?

Apr 18

We have WaterSaver eye washes in my lab…I will be very comforted by the knowledge that I’m helping to conserve water as I go blind.

We have WaterSaver eye washes in my lab…I will be very comforted by the knowledge that I’m helping to conserve water as I go blind.

Mar 24

Great show tonight!!

Great show tonight!!

Mar 15

“How did Steve Buscemi get a time machine and why did he shave his head?” — Mike, his thoughts on what people would say if I were to play Captain Jean-Luc Picard in a reboot of Star Trek TNG (which is a dream of mine)