var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-3802335-2"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {} try { _uacct = "UA-3802335-2"; urchinTracker(); } catch(err) {}the voices in my head say...Tumblr (3.0; @farkus)http://farkus.tumblr.com/thatclimberguy: Follow the link for more awesome pics of...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1e688abad55ec73460722f46719d95b/tumblr_mmdzuxeEWr1qigz27o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatclimberguy.tumblr.com/post/49829945099/follow-the-link-for-more-awesome-pics-of-these">thatclimberguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Follow the link for more awesome pics of these!</p> <p><a href="http://imgur.com/a/taf8W">Climbing Mutant Ninja Turtles - Imgur</a></p> </blockquote>http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/49831339193http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/49831339193Mon, 06 May 2013 22:44:34 -0500climbingfunnyTMNTfuckyeahmovieposters: Star Trek poster project by Matt...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a50062fa0639bc7049abed8f4ad81904/tumblr_mmc8oyfmQt1qzdglao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8f14796aabdd4a519d36dc762adedf65/tumblr_mmc8oyfmQt1qzdglao5_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/abb37467ef6e4f46e2d7a2029665077e/tumblr_mmc8oyfmQt1qzdglao2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/69ef4017a17fee45aadadbd5cfa9a5b1/tumblr_mmc8oyfmQt1qzdglao3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3dd2fee9433c43bc6d28241aa24e2264/tumblr_mmc8oyfmQt1qzdglao4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db63d25c586caef65667fe7f45d7db9a/tumblr_mmc8oyfmQt1qzdglao6_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahmovieposters.tumblr.com/post/49704735790/star-trek-poster-project-by-matt-ferguson">fuckyeahmovieposters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.behance.net/gallery/Star-Trek-poster-project/8493379" target="_self"><em>Star Trek</em> poster project</a> by <a href="http://www.behance.net/arco2002">Matt Ferguson</a></p> </blockquote>http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/49723726418http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/49723726418Sun, 05 May 2013 17:26:43 -0500moviesStar Trekshhmenna: 10 pairs of unrelated movies that are the same when...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d9233e22d16e9be53bf671ee4773822/tumblr_mlo432DjHE1qgp5gmo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cd4628162642ad9fe0a4aaf77d681b02/tumblr_mlo432DjHE1qgp5gmo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3870ea5e8ae0361a09e836090808c56/tumblr_mlo432DjHE1qgp5gmo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b540a76ed345f47e2aa2389066ef3fe7/tumblr_mlo432DjHE1qgp5gmo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e7c600e38aa08455acd3d281f13c3a1/tumblr_mlo432DjHE1qgp5gmo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/398c306680cbd7d1ffa79fabc2b2731e/tumblr_mlo432DjHE1qgp5gmo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/798b237568dd894b813689f15c2e37b1/tumblr_mlo432DjHE1qgp5gmo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a45143937cba681b5bf5e7c3f56efc5/tumblr_mlo432DjHE1qgp5gmo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/00e1793186501e52aa3fcbecba4e2b05/tumblr_mlo432DjHE1qgp5gmo10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d265adb46037c6e283997497eeff301e/tumblr_mlo432DjHE1qgp5gmo9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shhmenna.tumblr.com/post/48792726474/10-pairs-of-unrelated-movies-that-are-the-same">shhmenna</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><strong>10 pairs of unrelated movies that are the same when reduced to one sentence.</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>Uhm this is STUPID. EVERYONE KNOWSSSSS Avatar is just a grown ups version of Pocahontas</p> </blockquote>http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/48814449426http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/48814449426Wed, 24 Apr 2013 19:37:59 -0500 And why am I alive when everyone around me has turned to meat?...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7d67f30c9f96fb111c1e554e2f3cf6a9/tumblr_mik7fwxcbw1r5v09co1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9578253f21e5238bcf65e2f91f65c734/tumblr_mik7fwxcbw1r5v09co4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/266f2fd4d7f699a92c941319d96e0e66/tumblr_mik7fwxcbw1r5v09co5_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/160a177edee3fe919c7ad802ef115fb1/tumblr_mik7fwxcbw1r5v09co7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cd259137fd3cccd14c4818de6d5b8fc5/tumblr_mik7fwxcbw1r5v09co8_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e01701b619c2169e19d9823f6ae89d5/tumblr_mik7fwxcbw1r5v09co2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cafe571cd41f13f3cee241ad7f57cd51/tumblr_mik7fwxcbw1r5v09co10_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c78b623704c61a546b47ad36a6165bb1/tumblr_mik7fwxcbw1r5v09co9_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b042968e8a1f4cb945aa8eafc510766/tumblr_mik7fwxcbw1r5v09co3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/445c0fe5616b9904a2004151f42799a4/tumblr_mik7fwxcbw1r5v09co6_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>And why am I alive when everyone <span>around me has turned to meat? It’s because of my list of rules.</span></em></p> </blockquote>http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/48049504919http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/48049504919Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:07:59 -0500funnyPhoto<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbczkjolRu1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/47775791082http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/47775791082Fri, 12 Apr 2013 07:07:31 -0500 “I don’t know why they didn’t just tell us. I mean, it’s not...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1be7fd8824aaa66eccbe1c2bdad7d1e/tumblr_mhhb10Qu6Q1rvn11po1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bfc2854c1de3b9dd2b679463714610bb/tumblr_mhhb10Qu6Q1rvn11po2_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5eda47cb5fc29e597927b60533a93ea/tumblr_mhhb10Qu6Q1rvn11po7_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/05094251cc5646283dd24c01605f3b13/tumblr_mhhb10Qu6Q1rvn11po6_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59e15e110e5743087f8851c8f89428ba/tumblr_mhhb10Qu6Q1rvn11po11_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6330cdf2c6b1c26724f029d526bafff1/tumblr_mhhb10Qu6Q1rvn11po12_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f127e534e725fc53d2a1e8c34ebdb26a/tumblr_mhhb10Qu6Q1rvn11po10_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/907699cfed9cd4e726d07d37d9b7d831/tumblr_mhhb10Qu6Q1rvn11po9_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <div> <div> <div><em><small><small>“I don’t know why they didn’t just tell us. I mean, it’s not like we weren’t cool about it.”</small></small></em></div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p></p>http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/47775728612http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/47775728612Fri, 12 Apr 2013 07:05:47 -0500p-izza: how rain looks in an airplane! amazing sight :) <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxmpapS4Z1r4lc61o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://p-izza.tumblr.com/post/46185033883">p-izza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how rain looks in an airplane! amazing sight :)</p> </blockquote>http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/47709194155http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/47709194155Thu, 11 Apr 2013 11:56:21 -0500awesomeweatherStraight person: I support gay rights. Straight person: I support gay rights.<br /> Ignorant person: Gay.<br /> Straight person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.<br /> Ignorant person: Faggot. You're going to hell.<br /> Straight person: Kay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.<br /> Ignorant person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?<br /> Straight person: Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...<br /> Ignorant person: I'm not a dog...<br /> Straight person: Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?<br /> Ignorant person: Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?<br /> Straight person:...<br /> Ignorant person: oh...<br /> Straight person: Go fuck yourself. <br /> http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/47631349193http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/47631349193Wed, 10 Apr 2013 12:50:27 -0500funnytrueHORRIBLE theworstthingsforsale: Comic Sans is the world’s best...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/175ad0dbf859de3b6b6c1c0f691f6ce3/tumblr_mium54mohq1rt7j2bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>HORRIBLE</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theworstthingsforsale.com/post/44668585013/comic-sans-is-the-worlds-best-font-so-its-great">theworstthingsforsale</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Comic Sans is the world’s best font. So it’s great that someone has created templates to use with your router, so that you can make <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004VQWYYY/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B004VQWYYY&linkCode=as2&tag=natdee-20">wooden Comic Sans signs</a>. Of course (as you can see above) it includes <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004VQWYYY/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B004VQWYYY&linkCode=as2&tag=natdee-20">an apostrophe</a>, for all your extra-apostrophe’s need’s. Engrave you’re sine with Comic San’s.</p> </blockquote>http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/46645974595http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/46645974595Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:24:49 -0500horriblePhoto<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstnsm0x281qfh5vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/46418663690http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/46418663690Wed, 27 Mar 2013 08:29:33 -0500Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4669b0896dc636733105c56498471784/tumblr_mfsz92zTHc1qcz4s2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/46312682867http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/46312682867Mon, 25 Mar 2013 22:52:51 -0500foodawesomePhoto<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d381f70680dab2f091396d63f44e7f55/tumblr_mh9jdoQczE1rfzj10o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/40bd2a655bfee95fe333d53874845fc5/tumblr_mh9jdoQczE1rfzj10o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/46312228125http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/46312228125Mon, 25 Mar 2013 22:46:26 -0500funnymovies the-b00ndock: Batman is having none of your shit today,...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzx43s6kiN1qdj4i3o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzx43s6kiN1qdj4i3o2_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-b00ndock.tumblr.com/post/26779557324">the-b00ndock</a>:</p> <p>Batman is having none of your shit today, Superman.</p> </blockquote>http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/46229129343http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/46229129343Sun, 24 Mar 2013 23:36:59 -0500comicsfunnyfit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow: Ahaha I love this advert. <iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iozZTJB2XOw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow.tumblr.com/post/46162735033/ahaha-i-love-this-advert">fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ahaha I love this advert.</p> </blockquote>http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/46191413600http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/46191413600Sun, 24 Mar 2013 15:59:16 -0500funnyPhoto<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7253d3363bc1ffe1fd95587c8ec12704/tumblr_mhrygybux91qcm0i5o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/00352fc75b73f66ab3a37f43e715cb86/tumblr_mhrygybux91qcm0i5o2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ae6e9cea7275ea6cd5a757a90bed4ae/tumblr_mhrygybux91qcm0i5o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/79efd48e8a650e83ceeeba10dbf5d5d6/tumblr_mhrygybux91qcm0i5o4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/46051916689http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/46051916689Sat, 23 Mar 2013 00:20:37 -0500funnytvfireflyPhoto<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e98b3b34401474914867c4d77fa558f6/tumblr_mjyw4kLtPk1qbma4ko1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/45889318044http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/45889318044Wed, 20 Mar 2013 22:21:58 -0500awesome The Two Key Qualities of a Classic Nic Cage Action Film <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzantbQaDq1qf426so1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzantbQaDq1qf426so2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><strong><u>The Two Key Qualities of a Classic Nic Cage Action Film</u></strong></p> </blockquote>http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/45832726296http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/45832726296Wed, 20 Mar 2013 08:14:32 -0500thefrogman: “It’s 170.59 kilometers distance to Chicago,...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e4cbadec2252bd5efef8610cb42776f2/tumblr_mj0sy552Bj1qb91qpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thefrogman.me/post/45057591973/its-170-59-kilometers-distance-to-chicago" class="tumblr_blog">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>“It’s 170.59 kilometers distance to Chicago, Illinois. Our petroleum reserves are at 50% capacity. We have ten cigarettes. There is no illumination. And we have on eye-wear</span><span> that reduces the amount of light that enters our retinas. Which is illogical.” </span></p> <p><span>“Hit it.”</span></p></blockquote>http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/45525895217http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/45525895217Sat, 16 Mar 2013 15:58:17 -0500funnymoviesStar Trekpurpleneenee: aeolus06: the-peregrine-mendicant: doomsong13: ...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ccf3xpXs1rptw2jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://purpleneenee.tumblr.com/post/32581543705/aeolus06-the-peregrine-mendicant">purpleneenee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aeolus06.tumblr.com/post/32581359972/the-peregrine-mendicant-doomsong13">aeolus06</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-peregrine-mendicant.tumblr.com/post/32546906942/doomsong13-fandomblogger">the-peregrine-mendicant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doomsong13.tumblr.com/post/32529623533/fandomblogger-i-am-funny-and-you-are-not">doomsong13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fandomblogger.tumblr.com/post/32529266193/i-am-funny-and-you-are-not">fandomblogger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://i-am-funny-and-you-are-not.tumblr.com/post/32519482716/0nehundred-sleepless-nights-blainesbedroom">i-am-funny-and-you-are-not</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://0nehundred-sleepless-nights.tumblr.com/post/32495588948/blainesbedroom-diamondintherough96">0nehundred-sleepless-nights</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blainesbedroom.tumblr.com/post/32492785528/diamondintherough96">blainesbedroom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://diamondintherough96.tumblr.com/post/32486948834/pudding-is-the-new-fondue">diamondintherough96</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pudding-is-the-new-fondue.tumblr.com/post/32484523943/just-a-cardboard-box-a-very-not-royal-prince">pudding-is-the-new-fondue</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://just-a-cardboard-box.tumblr.com/post/32478142668/a-very-not-royal-prince">just-a-cardboard-box</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-very-not-royal-prince.tumblr.com/post/32474744193/sociopathhasthephonebox">a-very-not-royal-prince</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sociopathhasthephonebox.tumblr.com/post/32473160545/you-cant-stop-the-moriparty-ohmygod-why">sociopathhasthephonebox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://you-cant-stop-the-moriparty.tumblr.com/post/32472981790/ohmygod-why-would-there-be-a-bottle-of-wine-on">you-cant-stop-the-moriparty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>OHMYGOD. </p> <p>Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!</p> </blockquote> <p>WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board</p> </blockquote> <p>BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!</p> </blockquote> <p>Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!</p> </blockquote> <p>…Seriously?</p> <p>People. Wow. Open your EYES.</p> <p>Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR</p> <p><em>IN</em></p> <p><strong><em>WHITE</em></strong></p> <p><em>PANTS???</em></p> </blockquote> <p>CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!</p> </blockquote> <p>Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1</p> </blockquote> <p>Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?</p> </blockquote> <p>Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!</p> </blockquote> <p>I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!</p> </blockquote> <p>what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!</p> <p>omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry</p> </blockquote> <p>SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!</p> <p>THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!</p> </blockquote> <p>The real crime here are those pants with that top. </p> </blockquote>http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/45280029949http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/45280029949Wed, 13 Mar 2013 13:36:48 -0500funnytoysother-wordly: pronunciation | (nahz-lahn-mahk) <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a97b9c486b83b884cf537273e5a98d7/tumblr_mjdcrsLAuh1r6nm6ao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://other-wordly.tumblr.com/post/44900511845/pronunciation-nahz-lahn-mahk">other-wordly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small>pronunciation | (nahz-lahn-mahk) <br/></small></p> </blockquote>http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/44989657143http://farkus.tumblr.com/post/44989657143Sat, 09 Mar 2013 20:31:43 -0600definitions