the voices in my head say...

Mike

How did Steve Buscemi get a time machine and why did he shave his head?

— Mike, his thoughts on what people would say if I were to play Captain Jean-Luc Picard in a reboot of Star Trek TNG (which is a dream of mine)

15 March 2012 funny quotes Mike Star Trek


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I’m worried that he’s not worried that you’re worried.

— Mike

15 December 2011 funny quotes Mike


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Thank you Mike for reminding me of this awesomeness!

21 October 2011 funny travel Mike videos


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