It’s the St. Louis Cardinals, not the EAST St. Louis Cardinals Scott.
— Reece, responding to me saying that since we live in St. Louis we MUST watch the bottom of the ninth with Card’s winning by one.
I feel like I’m watching a high school play.
— Reece, watching The Last Airbender (a -3 movie, -2 with the rifftrax)
You put gears on it, and that boy will like it.
— me, talking aboutĀ Reece’s enjoyment of all things steampunk
He’s what you would call an asshole.
— Reece, describing me and my use of sarcasm to Tiffanie.
But you’re SCOTT.
— Reece, explaining why while it’s unusual for people in their twenties to have never tried sushi, it’s fine (expected) that I hadn’t.