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Now I’m not the kinda guy who says ‘I told you so’, I’m the kinda guy…who makes it a banner.

— Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, October 26th, 2011

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…it terrifies me to not be scared.

— Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, May 12th 2011

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