the voices in my head say...

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thatclimberguy:

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Climbing Mutant Ninja Turtles - Imgur

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6 May 2013 • reblog: thatclimberguy • climbing funny TMNT

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And why am I alive when everyone around me has turned to meat? It’s because of my list of rules.

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15 April 2013 • reblog: brucebaled • funny

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  • Straight person: I support gay rights.
  • Ignorant person: Gay.
  • Straight person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
  • Ignorant person: Faggot. You're going to hell.
  • Straight person: Kay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.
  • Ignorant person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?
  • Straight person: Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...
  • Ignorant person: I'm not a dog...
  • Straight person: Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?
  • Ignorant person: Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?
  • Straight person: ...
  • Ignorant person: oh...
  • Straight person: Go fuck yourself.

10 April 2013 • reblog: gladsmikkelsen • funny true

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25 March 2013 • reblog: fellini • funny movies

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the-b00ndock:

Batman is having none of your shit today, Superman.

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24 March 2013 • reblog: graysonsdick • comics funny

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fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow:

Ahaha I love this advert.

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24 March 2013 • reblog: fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow • funny

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23 March 2013 • reblog: solheimr • funny tv firefly

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thefrogman:

“It’s 170.59 kilometers distance to Chicago, Illinois. Our petroleum reserves are at 50% capacity. We have ten cigarettes. There is no illumination. And we have on eye-wear that reduces the amount of light that enters our retinas. Which is illogical.” 

“Hit it.”

(Source: comaboy, via wilwheaton)

16 March 2013 • reblog: comaboy • funny movies Star Trek

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