the voices in my head say...

Phuket, Thailand…nuff said.

11 September 2011 • travel me awesome

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(said in a whisper) Mommy, is that guy bald?

— The little boy riding Metrolink who was both mesmerized and confused by my lack of hair.

17 June 2011 • quotes funny me hair

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Lego tie :)

12 June 2011 • funny me ties Legos

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I brought a lesbian to my cousin Ember’s wedding in southern Illinois!

Congratulations Ember and Josh!! May you have happiness and joy :)

11 June 2011 • congrats Britney me

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There’s nothing better on a resume than a crime, right?

— me

8 June 2011 • quotes me funny truth work

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8 random things from my weekend in Cincinnati

(1) Had a great time with Chanteal and Bo. They’re so much fun!
(2) Cincinnati has approximately the same weather as St. Louis: hot, humid and miserable.
(3) Cleopatra was not only beautiful and persuasive, she was a savvy and dedicated ruler.
(4) I purchase a kick-ass Lego tie, picture coming next weekend.
(5) Graeter’s ice cream is incredible.
(6a) Meatballs at IKEA!
(6b) I also made my first ever purchase at IKEA…It’ll now be much easier to organize my recyclables.
(6c) IKEA is awesome…why isn’t there one in St. Louis.
(7) I rediscovered my love of Roxette, and developed a new appreciation of Madonna.
(8) According to the Indiana State Patrol, my hair color is “bald”.

6 June 2011 • travel Cincinnati STL IKEA me friends

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That was simultaneously the MOST arrogant and LEAST arrogant thing I’ve ever heard you say.

— The Professor, in response to me saying, “This makes me feel good because it means that no matter how intelligent I become there will always be something in the universe I don’t understand.”

3 June 2011 • funny me quotes The Professor

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