Get over germs and just shove it in.
— Kelly, get your minds out of the gutter, it’s a climbing reference.
How did Steve Buscemi get a time machine and why did he shave his head?
— Mike, his thoughts on what people would say if I were to play Captain Jean-Luc Picard in a reboot of Star Trek TNG (which is a dream of mine)
You. Maybe. Share.
— My former undergrad’s response when I asked “exactly how am I supposed to eat all of these chocolates?” that she brought me while she’s back visiting the lab…I wish I could take all of the credit for how she’s developed ;-)
All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible. This I did.
— T. E. Lawrence, Seven Pillars of Wisdom (via edwardsharp)
It’s the St. Louis Cardinals, not the EAST St. Louis Cardinals Scott.
— Reece, responding to me saying that since we live in St. Louis we MUST watch the bottom of the ninth with Card’s winning by one.
If I could get animals that never growed up…that would get me to buy pets, I think.
— Britney, after seeing (a picture of) a kitten, which she thinks is cute because she thinks all things miniature are cute.