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Get over germs and just shove it in.

— Kelly, get your minds out of the gutter, it’s a climbing reference.

18 May 2012 Kelly climbing quotes funny


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How did Steve Buscemi get a time machine and why did he shave his head?

— Mike, his thoughts on what people would say if I were to play Captain Jean-Luc Picard in a reboot of Star Trek TNG (which is a dream of mine)

15 March 2012 funny quotes Mike Star Trek


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You. Maybe. Share.

— My former undergrad’s response when I asked “exactly how am I supposed to eat all of these chocolates?” that she brought me while she’s back visiting the lab…I wish I could take all of the credit for how she’s developed ;-)

21 December 2011 funny quotes work undergrad


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I’m worried that he’s not worried that you’re worried.

— Mike

15 December 2011 funny quotes Mike


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All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible. This I did.

— T. E. Lawrence, Seven Pillars of Wisdom (via edwardsharp)

3 November 2011 reblog: edwardsharp games quotes Uncharted books


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It’s the St. Louis Cardinals, not the EAST St. Louis Cardinals Scott.

— Reece, responding to me saying that since we live in St. Louis we MUST watch the bottom of the ninth with Card’s winning by one.

7 October 2011 quotes sports Reece funny Kelly


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I don’t like a lot of tongue in my mouth.

— Rande

25 September 2011 quotes funny Rande


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If I could get animals that never growed up…that would get me to buy pets, I think.

— Britney, after seeing (a picture of) a kitten, which she thinks is cute because she thinks all things miniature are cute.

19 September 2011 quotes Britney funny animals


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